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Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They can study without light. They use moonlight.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?

A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker. *hehhehheh*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: They don't use light bulbs anymore! They are so new that they use fluorescent lamps now.

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?

A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They think they are very bright already.

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a pic from my trip :)

might be going to south china sea for a live firing exercise tml... heh how..

might be going to do a skin change soon when i find the time to do it..

alls fine and good

gonna get "retrenched" in 39days time :)

niceeeeeee....

gonna have use of the kompressor for the next 2 weeks or so heh :)

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