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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


Is there another word for synonym?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?


If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?


How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?


One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.


How is it possible to have a civil war?


If you try to fail, and succeed, is it a failure or asuccess?


Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?


If you cloned yourself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest??

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?


Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?


If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


If Man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?


If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?


Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?


Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids?